THURSDAY THIRTEEN: 13 things THAT CONFUSE ME about PRESCHOOL

I was wandering around the Internets as well as decided to play “Thursday Thirteens” however what to compose about? I decided it would be fun to catch a few of the secret as well as magic surrounding Holden’s very first (transitional) week of preschool… a few of the stuff that will be so old hat in a couple months.

Ready or not, right here they come to preschool!

Who will open his lunchbox at lunch? I like to presume he won’t just sit there crying.

Will he discover to trip a trike before the bigger youngsters mow him down on the yard? Does he care or is that just me?

Will I discover to modification a poopy diaper while he is standing (like the instructors can)? Do I have to do this in order to strengthen all that great (included with the cost of admission) potty learning? I feel like I requirement a headlamp, a hose a can of compressed air, as well as a box of Q-tips to do it without just flipping him over on a altering table.

How can we potentially discover exactly how to get out of the home together in the morning? This is a huge concern when I begin working as well as when Milo needs to begin eating breakfast.

The different age classes are named for animals without any apparent rhyme or reason. exactly how am I going to discover all that preschool lingo in time? Is it “slug” before “sloth”? And, really, I assumption it doesn’t matter if Holden understands as well as I don’t as well as he has to teach me, right?

How can a single adult be accountable for the health and wellness as well as happiness of four to six youngsters when I struggle with my two? What’s wrong with me?

What occurs if I fail to remember to indication him out again? exactly how does this whole decrease off pick up thing work? It looks so smooth as an outsider. Am I an insider now? When will I feel like an insider?

Will he be as well hot for nap now that I’ve gotten him the totally wrong type of sleeping bag? I got him the one for 45+ camping rather than 67+ communal naproom sleeping. as well as exactly how soon will Alec let me buy a new one?

Will his placebo lovey (“new Leonard”) as well as pacifier do the technique for his debut at public napping? I can’t wait on Holden to master the “sleeping on a mat on the floor” skill however I’m skeptical.

Do I truly have to label everything? I like labeling on a typical day however now I feel like I requirement to Sharpie his belly before I send him off in the morning.

Is he going to pick up a slew of new as well as poor habits from the alpha boys as well as women in his class?

Since I’m sending Milo to the exact same location (starting next week), will I be able to make it through the two-small-person size hole in my heart?

Will he still like me best?

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